The Hitman’s Bodyguard Reviews

Movie The Hitman’s Bodyguard Reviews

 The movie The Hitmans Bodyguard was a barrel of laughs. Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson enter into a head-to-head fight against bad guys and each other. Let’s just hope they don’t kill each other first. We all know when these two pair up its going to be a heart attack of laughs and sarcasm. As these two get trigger happy through the streets of London they should have focused more on the plot then on the humor. While this movie had its entertainment value in action scenes, the plot however suffered from an overacted cast and script. If you’re looking for a good laugh this weekend check out this movie you’ll definitely be in stitches. I gave this movie a 7 out of 10 stars. 

The Dark Tower Reviews

Movie The Dark Tower Reviews

The movie The Dark Tower was an entertaining film that takes you through the idea that there are worlds beyond our own. This movie definitely opens your mind to the possibility of other worldly things that may lurk in the shadows. However, does anyone really want to know what lurks in the deep dark shadows of Stephen King’s mind? From what I have seen, this film has not gotten the best ratings. I thought that the movie was pretty good as far as science fiction goes but could have used a little bit more detail and the characters could have shown a little more gumption.  I gave this movie a 6 out of 10 stars. 

Mississippi River Sharks Reviews

Movie Mississippi River Sharks Reviews

The movie Mississippi River Sharks was a mouth full of nonsense and not enough teeth. As far as Syfy movies go this one was not the worst I’ve seen. The story lacked a good plot and the acting was god awful. Overall the humor is what saved this movie from being a total waste of time. If you’re going to make your tagline “There’s a new mouth in the river” perhaps they should give the new mouth more bite and have less talking from the characters. That should have just been chum in the water from the get-go. I gave this movie 3 1/2 out of 10 stars. 

Sharknado 5 Global Swarming Reviews

Movie Sharknado 5 Global Swarming Reviews

The movie Sharknado 5 Global Swarming definitely didn’t make America bite again. This swarm of sharks didnt have much bite this time around due to the focus being mainly on rescuing the chainsaw wielding leader/hero Fin’s son from a transporting tornado. If you’re into watching a movie that takes classic movie scenes and throws them all together into one film by making it look like Fin Shepherd does it Bigger and Better then this movie may not be for you. If you’re looking to laugh hysterically at flying sharks eating your favorite celebrities and causing mayhem to the entire world then this movie definitely is not for you. If you’re looking for a movie that leaves your jaw on the floor at the end of it then I would definitely pass on this movie. If you haven’t caught on yet that would be sarcasm. Definitely check out the new Sharknado movie, it may not be as good as the first four but it will definitely leave you wanting more bite. I gave this movie a 4 1/2 out of 10 stars. 

Toxic Shark Reviews

Movie Toxic Shark Reviews

The movie Toxic Shark was an infection all on its own. Spewing toxic sludge at people while chomping down on some good eating. Well at least for the shark anyway. That’s one vacation I would not recommend to my friends. This movie consists of watching beachgoers becoming appetizers for one hungry shark.  Staying on land will not save you this time because if the shark doesn’t get you your friends might just take a bite out of you. I gave this movie a 5 1/2 out of 10 stars. 

5 Headed Shark Attack Reviews

Movie 5 Headed Shark Attack Reviews

The movie 5 Headed Shark Attack should read “if the front doesn’t get you the back surely will.” This series of multi headed sharks has me in awe of its overall design of the shark if you can even call it that. It was more like a five-headed hand type starfish with a little extra at the end. We have come to know and expect a certain level of crappy acting and laughable CGI from these low budget shark movies so our expectations remain moderately low from the get go. The opening scene  draws you in leaving you wanting so much more and then drops out moments later with an even worse plot that just ends so abruptly. I mean they’ve done it 3 times what other plot could they possibly use right? I guess I was just hoping for a more epic climax. Overall the movie was entertaining and packed one hell of a bite.  I gave this movie a 5 out of 10 stars. 

ATOMIC BLONDE Review

Movie ATOMIC BLONDE Review

The movie Atomic blonde displays one hell of an ass-kicking. This action-packed spy movie packed one hell of a punch. Charlize Theron attempts to play a spy who knows how to kick your ass and still look fantastic doing it. Overall I felt that if it wasn’t for a kick-ass soundtrack this movie would have been quite dull. This movie lacked a compelling storyline that I just found to be slow-paced and boring. All this film really has going for it is some good action scenes and decent fight sequences. I gave this movie a 5 out of 10 stars.